Jurassic Thunder (2019) torrent download

Jurassic Thunder

2019

Action

1.9

Synopsis

When a covert desert base is forced to divert World War III against a formidable adversary, a group of commandos and weaponized dinosaurs are hired to get the job done.

Movie Reviews

Reviewed by todddaco 1 /10

BAD

....but then again, did you expect an award winner here? Your better off staring at the sun rather than watching this. Your eyes will thank you.

Reviewed by tmcmahanclan 8 /10

8 out of 10 because you deserve it!

Milko Davis gives us an outstanding literary masterpiece in Jurassic Thunder. Following thru on his dream by directing, his thrilling story gives us plenty of reasons to buy beer. Tell all your friends to join you for a special screening and make sure they bring plenty of Steel Reserve. Post it on Facebook. Heath C. Heine nails Trump to a tee. Any idiot drunk enough can not help but to cheer for the weaponized dinosaurs! You should certainly watch this film and contemplate the toilet paper rush due to the Coronavirus. You will need it after watching. We all need to support these companies that believe in giving us these masterworks because they think so much of us. I mean, dinosaurs are people too! Just remember people, when talking about the movies that really matter, Jurassic Thunder is one to be proud of seeing. Tell all your friends. I mean think about it, if you are able to watch this past 5 minutes, you are my hero. Idiots are people too. As evidenced by the cast and the sponsors and the great minds who greenlighted this. We should feel 'special' that the producers and studios think so highly of us. No matter how much beer you drank, drink all you want, we'll make more. This review is sponsored by the world brewing federation.

Reviewed by nogodnomasters 8 /10

Is that a nerf gun?

This film is not for everyone. It is a spoof of low budget productions and does not take itself seriously. A zombie virus pandemic breaks out in Africa. The President, who looks like Trump, accepts the wonderful Russian plan of using CG hybrid Trumpodine dinosaurs with 50 caliber machine guns mounted on them. (I don't know how they reload them.)

The movie was fun with a couple of laugh out loud moments.

Guide: F-word. No sex or nudity. Trump is made to look like an idiot.

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