Now, I like stupid movies with bad acting, because it avails me of the opportunity to crack a lot of jokes and keep myself amused. However, this movie is so bad on every level at all times that I became laugh-exhausted about 30 minutes in.
I don't understand where they got these "actors" from. They should have been forced out of the industry at gunpoint immediately upon their arrival in Los Angeles.
I don't understand aliens who cannot be killed by high-velocity projectiles, but can be killed by bonking them with bits of fire safety equipment.
I don't understand how our hero is pointlessly dragged before the alien queen for a Big Reveal, but then he never reveals any of this vital information to anyone else except in the vaguest terms. And that's cool with everyone else who, you know, has their planet's existence on the line. No follow-up questions from the team. At all.
I don't understand how you plan to successfully invade another PLANET with a team of 5 people. One of whom is only armed with a fire axe. By choice.
I don't understand ... aw heck, I don't understand any aspect of this movie, and I'm not going to wear my fingers down to nubs typing about it. This movie isn't "Ha-Ha" bad - it's "Give me back my 120 minutes of life or I'll hose your offices down with lead" bad. Oops, gotta go - I think I hear police sirens ...