Sorry...was I supposed to like any of these characters? was I supposed to feel my heart warming at the points where the string music started up in the background? I don't write reviews. This was so awful that I persevered through the incomprehensible validation words to register an account on here.
All the characters (bar the ones that are barely in it) are truly hateable. Seriously. No redeeming qualities.
So you kind of hate yourself and you're really sad?...so you stick your fingers down your throat to make yourself beautiful?...so you had an abortion? Does that actually mean you have to be a total bitch to your 'friend'?
Fatties are fair game and there's loads of easy stereotypical fun to get your teeth into. Brilliant. A film where the men are assholes and the women are worse. What a waste of 2 hours of my life. Only watched to the end in the vain hope that there would be some kind of 'Melancholia' (another dire film, but, unbelievably - better than this) ending where everyone was wiped out. No such luck. Truly life unaffirming. Enjoy.